Bonus Palaver – #$@%* Profanity


In some news I thought worthy of our attention, or at least some of my generic scorn… I mean commentary, I have learned that the ACLU has filed a lawsuit against Pennsylvania police.  The lawsuit seeks to protect the good citizens’ of PA and their right to shout expletives in the general direction of others.  The plaintiffs in this case are a) a woman who “dropped a bomb” on motorcyclist after being cut off in traffic, and b) a guy who provided a “double expletive” to a police officer who was in the process of citing him for some other infraction.

You can read all about said lawsuit in this Reuters article.

In a recurring theme, I have an opinion:

  1. I happen to be a big fan of profanity, especially when used well.  It’s an art.
  2. I don’t believe profanity in public is really ever a very good idea (yeah, I’m talking about you “idiot who sits in front of me at Broncos games and barks curse words into the heads of the two 9 year old kids sitting in front of you”).
  3. I would like to state a general appreciation for the ACLU and the efforts they put forth to protect the rights of citizens, regardless of my personal position, but this might be a little silly.  Also, I wouldn’t have chosen a plaintiff who doubled-up on a police officer.
  4. If the plaintiffs lose this case, it puts a serious damper on my long-held business plan of inventing a “one-way-mic” to be installed in certain vehicles (notably, mine) that allows a driver to hijack car radio frequencies and speak directly to an offending near-by driver without having to be burdened with a response. [NOTE: This technology is already mine, so don't mess with me by trying to steal my idea]

So, Palaver readers, what do you think?


The Mountain Palaver

Down Time


Palaver News

In some news from the Colorado Legislature; last week state lawmakers passed HB 1351 limiting the amount of interest that can be charged on a consumer “payday” loan to 36%, limiting the terms of such loans and providing other consumer protections.  Colorado is joining a movement among states to limit the payday loan industry.  Supporters of these limits note the devastating effect payday lending can have on consumers with interests rates topping 450%.  Those opposing this particular bill asserted that the legislation would effectively eliminate the payday lending industry in the state, costing jobs and opportunities for consumers, who might not otherwise qualify, access to desperately needed credit.  You can read the bill here.

As you might have guessed, the Mountain Palaver has an opinion.  There is no excuse for payday lending.  The practice destroys consumers who are already struggling.  There seems to be a relationship between the presence of payday lending institutions and increased crime rates (particularly robbery, which you can read about here).  If one is so inclined, it defies most religious principles (take a trip through the 23rd chapter of Deuteronomy, read a number of passages in the Qur’an… you get the drift).  Most importantly, the net effect is an erosion of the financial well-being of our most vulnerable citizens.  There is no defense.  Additionally, what moron can’t figure out how to make money lending at 36%??? I’m no Bernie Madoff, but I am pretty sure I could make that work.  Do you live in a state without payday lending restrictions?  You should fix that.

Palaver Pontificates

Down time.  Those ebbs and flows of life that are largely marked by external events have been on my mind lately.  Down time might be marked by work cycles, seasons, school schedules, favorite TV program schedules or even major league sports.  I have found those things that govern my personal down time to be shifting.  My rhythm is shot.  I’m out of my element.  Thirty-five years of regularity have suddenly been thrown into chaos like so much mist in a long series of violent sneezes.  What is one to do when the natural pace of a life lived in years is either whipped into a rousing gallop or stunned into swatted-fly stasis?

Consider the value of down time; those chances in life to take advantage of new opportunities – to put oneself “back on the rails.”  We start diets.  We begin exercise programs.  We commit more time to home life or practicing favorite hobbies.  We read that book we’ve been wanting to read.  Perhaps we start a blog (and by we, I mean me).  Regardless, the wanes provide us with that time for personal growth, renewal, or just a good, long nap.  If we miss down time, we miss the chance to remake ourselves into something we aspire to.  Missing down time might actually be a bit of a big deal in the scheme of the human condition.  When down time does not air at its regularly scheduled time and on its regularly scheduled channel there are consequences:

  • We immediately appreciate both the concept of metaphor and the advent of TiVo.
  • We are completely lost when we next find downtime (“What? Buffy died!” “J.R. was shot!” “Picard is a Borg!” “How did Ross and Rachel get together?!?” ).
  • We become stagnant, failing to continue an expected trajectory of self-improvement.

Over the past 30 months I have made some significant changes in my life that I won’t bore you with in this space.  The net result has been that I have skipped and lost several cycles of downtime by failing to recognize what those changes meant.  Time is no longer marked by KU basketball, a warm spring season, or that blaze of glory that is Opening Day when the KC Royals are, for a brief moment, not embarrassing.  Instead, it’s marked by ski season, cool summers, and the events of a new family.  Each of us goes through life’s upheavals; sometimes by choice.  Let me encourage you to keep an eye peeled for how those changes impact you.  Find and take your down time… but don’t start a payday lending service.

Palaver Notices

For all of you who work for, support, sit on the boards of, or are otherwise engaged with non-profit organizations that are near and dear to your heart, take heed!  Effective RIGHT NOW our friends at the IRS will begin revoking the tax-exempt status of organizations that have failed to file three successive annual returns. The venerable Guidestar website can tell you all about it.

In the middle of the decade, Congress passed new legislation that created a new non-profit tax return (the 990-N).  This “postcard return” is for tax-exempt organizations that typically have gross receipts of $25,000 or less.  Many smaller non-profits had become accustomed to not filing a return because it was previously not required.  Make sure your organization has been filing its tax returns because “The Man” is coming for your tax-exempt status on Monday!

Palaver Plugs

Today’s Palaver Plug comes from the world of books.  The Palaver likes books and, as a general rule, encourages his readers to, you know, read them.  To help you along, I am recommending one of my new favorite books:  The Road Home by Jim Harrison – perhaps best known for penning Legends of the Fall (a Palaver favorite movie – man that Brad Pitt is one good looking dude. Remember that scene, when the brothers are going off to war and Brad Pitt swings up on the horse?  That was awesome!).  This book is an interesting narration of a family’s history, using five generations of voices to describe dealing with life, death, love and loss on the plains of Nebraska.  Great imagery, wonderful story telling and some really interesting characters.  You can get it on a Kindle too!

Tune in Tuesday, May 18 for some Palaver Predictions and a Plug from the world of food.

The Mountain Palaver

Palaver Value


Welcome to the Mountain Palaver! Along with countless others who have entered the blogosphere – though I suppose someone is counting (Wikipedia is NOT a source!) – I thought long and hard about starting a blog:  the purpose, the subject matter, the tone.  I reached few conclusions.  My hope for this space is that it will serve to raise new ideas and opportunities for dialogue among the audience on a variety of issues, some fun and some less so, with a bit of wit and some trademark self-deprecation.

In the spirit of my current day job, I thought I might kick off the Mountain Palaver with a FAQ section.  You may be thinking, “If this is a new blog, how can there already be a list of Frequently Asked Questions?”  First, it should be noted that this is exactly the kind of deft analysis I will be expecting from readers of the Mountain Palaver.  Let me take this moment to congratulate you.  Second, I don’t actually have any FAQ’s.  I’m anticipating.

Mountain Palaver FAQ’s

  • What is a palaver? (from imagined reader “low_argot”)

Strictly speaking, palaver is a term for a long discussion, but can also mean persuasive talk, idle chatter, flattery or cajolery.  The Mountain Palaver will be focusing on the persuasive talk and cajolery meanings, while readers are encouraged to focus on flattery.  “Long parley, esp. one between primitive natives and European traders…” is discouraged.

  • I so look forward to your musings Mountain Palaver, how often will you post? (from imagined reader “palavers_groupie”)

With the exception of this entry, The Mountain Palaver will be available on Tuesdays and Thursdays for the foreseeable future.  Additional Mountain Palaver blogs will be available as the mood or pressing topic strikes.  You are also encouraged to follow the Mountain Palaver on Twitter for additional commentary.

  • I find reading your blog to be tremendously rewarding.  How do I recommend this blog to a friend? (from imagined reader “overindulgentfriend”)

I’m glad you find the Mountain Palaver valuable.  You can subscribe to the Mountain Palaver by going to www.mountainpalaver.com and entering your email address in the box provided.  If you have an existing WordPress account, you can go to the same place and simply click a button.

Palaver’s Plugs

As the title suggests, the Palaver hopes to add value.  Each blog will come with a recommendation from the Mountain Palaver for your consideration:  music, articles, books, films, radical ideas, other blogs, men’s underwear brands, flea markets in Texas.  There is no limit to what the Palaver may Plug (no… go ahead and giggle.  I know I did).

This week’s recommendation comes from the world of music and from one of my favorite artists, Chris Thile.  You may know Chris Thile for his role in the popular group Nickel Creek, or from his many solo and collaborative recordings. This offering comes from his current super-group, the Punch Brothers (a group that, incidentally, the Palaver may have a bit of a man crush on).  Wanna see a bluegrass band cover a Radiohead song?  I thought you might.  This video comes from a Punch Brothers set at the famous Living Room in NYC.  You can follow the Punch Brothers at www.punchbrothers.com, on twitter @punchbrothers, or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/PunchBrothers.  Enjoy.

Tune in Thursday, May 13 for the regular Thursday Palaver.

The Mountain Palaver

Welcome to the Mountain Palaver!


Welcome to the Mountain Palaver, a regular smattering of news, opinion and generic musings from Jeff Stowell.  Look for the Palaver’s first post on May 10.  Until then… what is a “palaver?”

Sincerely,
The Mountain Palaver

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